Sex positions, foreplay, and sex tips

Isn't it interesting how there are so many books and articles on sex positions, foreplay, and sex tips; however, it seems very few people have actually tried them. Now don't get us wrong, we are not saying some of these famed sex positions are fake or false, just that some of these positions such as the Indian Headstand are near impossible to perform if you're not a gymnast or a musclebound freak. Trust us, we've tried, and yoga masters we are not.

We here at Top 99 Women are not only going to provide good advice but strive to provide the most exciting sex tips starting from the most covert foreplay with the art of seduction to the hair pulling wild sex that any cave man would be proud of! Tell you what, if enough of our readers want us to try out each and every sex position from the book of Kama Sutra and report back our results we will detail our results on exactly which positions sucked ass, which positions need more notoriety, and which ones sent us to the hospital broken or otherwise dehydrated. Send us a comment at the end of this story letting us know if we should pursue this endeavor. Really, we won't mind if you want us to.

So without further delay lets begin with 16 tested methods to get your partners juices flowing...

Foreplay:
So often both men and women tend to believe their partners are like light switches. While in the beginning of a relationship this tends to be true, a little later in the relationship we tend to find our partners touch becoming more like an extension of our own hand. So it takes a little foreplay or a little art of seduction to snap us back into animalistic action. We all want that action we just need that extra little reminder that we are as hungry as we really are. While the tips below are one liners some may work right away while others may require a combination or a little finesse throughout the day. Just because you're sweet for a minute after being an ass for a day doesn't mean you get the big reward. A big note for the men, if your woman has been dropping huge hints in front of you around your friends like, "He never buys me flowers", buy her some frigging flowers! Perhaps that should be #17.

1. A text, email, or letter detailing how she makes you feel and what you would like to do to her later that day.

2. Going down on her when she gets out of the shower in the morning before work. Tell her that there is more to come when she gets home from work.

3. A massage. I know it sounds trite, but an erotic massage can do wonders. Just remember that this is supposed to be titillating and sensual and leave the deep tissue massage for another time.

4. Mutual masturbation.

5. Playing with Adult toys.

6. Spice up a regular board game that is collecting dust on a shelf. Ditch the standard rules and come up with your own adult rules. Instead of paying $50 to get out of jail, how about two minutes of a blow job. Who could forget Naked Twister?

7. Talk to your partner. Tell each other what feels good. Share fantasies and ideas.

8. Try something different. Usually use your mouth to make your partner happy, then try to do the same thing but use something other than your mouth, your hands for instance.

9. Make foreplay an all day thing. Kiss your partner throughout the day. Touch, hug, caress, etc.

10. Brush that stubborn lock of hair out of her face. Look into her eyes and lean in to give her a soft gentle kiss.

11. While your partner is making dinner, turn him/her around and give him/her one of those knock your socks off passionate kisses, and then let him/her go back to cooking.

12. Go out for a night on the town. Pretend that you don't know each other and try to pick the other one up. Laugh, drink, flirt, dance, and so on and so forth. Remember those first couple of dates where you were desperately trying to get the other person back to your place for a romp in the sheets and the slightest touch from the other person set off butterflies in your stomach? That is what you are going for.

13. Guys, help your women out. If you can tell that the kids are driving her bonkers, load them all up in the car and take them to the park and a movie so that she can have a few hours to herself. Don't forget ladies, that this street goes both ways. Let your man sleep in on Saturday morning while you mow the lawn. He'll be thrilled that you helped him out with an often hated chore, and he might decide to help you out in the shower.

14. While you are flipping through her Cosmo (yes, we know that you flip through our Cosmo magazine, don't be ashamed. We look at your Maxim), leave her messages in the articles that you like. If you find a sex position or tip that you would like her to try on you or vice versa, let her know. Circle it in a red pen and write something next to it like "This sounds like fun. Maybe we could try it tonight."

15. Make use of those drinking games you learned in college. Surely you remember games such as the one where you have to take a shot each time someone says a certain word. Replace the shot with a kiss, a nibble, a suck, a rub, etc. Select your word and then turn on the t.v. and have at it.

16. Play with your food. Go back and watch 9 1/2 weeks to refresh your memory. Just remember that sugary food items should not go down south.

Keep playing it safe and continue to check back my friends more juicy details on sex positions and tips are just around the corner...