Letter to Crystal Harris
Submitted by K8ELane on June 25, 2011 - 20:17
Dear Crystal,
Recently, I harpooned you for being a standard issue gold digger who left her groom at the altar when the pre-nuptial was not up to par.
In light of the news about actor Dug Hutchinson marrying a 16 year old girl, I’d like to offer my apologies to you. It appears that you wised up to your situation and realized what you were getting yourself into. If you’d truly been a gold digger, you’d have married Hef anyway.
And kudos for returning his dog and trying to return the ring.
Now, will you please give Courtney Stodden a call and try to talk some sense into her? We’d all appreciate that.
Sincerely,
K8Lane
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